In celebration of North Korea (allegedly) joining the nuclear club, Websurdity is presenting a multi-part feature on the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea (DPRK), the last bastion of anti-Imperialist juche songun ideology on Earth. Below is part 4: The True History of the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea. This will be the last part for the time being, but not necessarily the final part. There may be more DPRK goodness on the way in the future. Also see Part 1. Part 2. Part 3.

The most authoritative and accurate account of the history of the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea can be found on their website, which is linked at the bottom of this page. The DPRK account smashes many of the ultra-right revisionist Imperialistic Yankee myths and lies about North Korea, and tells the true story of the glorious history of the Korean people.

The history of the DPRK can be traced back to Juche 1, the birth of the Great Leader Kim Il Sung. Kim Il Sung was the son of a poor peasant family with a legacy of anti-Japanese and anti-Imperialist revolutionaries. Early in life, the Great leader displayed “excellent intelligence, steel courage, and open behavior” – all noble patriotic and revolutionary qualities. “Open behavior” in particular, is a point that is often left out of revisionist accounts of the Great Leader’s life.

While developing the anti-Japanese “Union to Defeat Imperialism,” The Great Leader developed the history-changing, revolutionary Juche Idea. Kim Il Sung understood the intelligence and power of the “peoples masses,” and believed that the key to Korean Revolution was in hardening and extending the revolution, and penetrating those “peoples masses” – undoubtedly greatly aided by his penchant for open behavior. Comrade Kim Il Sung first presented his Juche Idea to the people in 1930. Juche became a runaway hit, and spawned many sequels and spinoffs, and propelled The Great Leader to Stardom.

Throughout the 1930’s, The Great Leader won victory after victory against the Imperialist Japanese forces, operating from his secret lair on the slopes of Mount Paektu. Also, in 1930, World War II began. This came as a great surprise to the rest of the world, who did not realize it until 9 years later (7 in the case of Japan). By 1945, when the war ended, all of Korea was ready for revolution, and the final liberation of the motherland. With the help of the Soviet Union, which was active in the war against the Japanese, Korea was liberated on August 15, 1945. “The Great Leader, the sun of the nation, returned triumphal to the motherland, where he was greeted with love and hoorays.”

In February of 1947, the first elections were held in North Korea. “All the Korean people, without exception, elected the Great Leader Kim Il Sung as the President,” making him the first leader in history to receive 100% of the vote. Fake elections were held in South Korea backed by the U.S. Capitalist Stooge, the United Nations. These elections were proved to be the tool of the Imperialists by the fact that very few people voted for Kim Il Sung.

In 1949, the U.S. Imperialists finished their diabolical plan for aggression against the peaceful Democratic People’s Republic of North Korea, by arming the puppet South Korean Army. In 1950, the Imperialist puppets destroyed the peace and attempted to invade North Korea in order to make Korea an American colony. Heroically, the Korean People’s Army counterattacked and liberated over 95% of Korea. By September of 1950, “the situation was very hard.” The U.S. and other satellite country lackeys introduced new barbaric weapons to the war, and invaded to the northern part of the DPRK. Unfazed, the heroic Great Leader ordered an offensive, in which he liberated the entire DPRK. Also, some Chinese soldiers helped out. A little.

By 1952, the war was focused completely on parallel 38. On the 27th of July, 1953, “the Imperialist Yankees finally were forced to kneel down in front of the Korean people and the invincible Democratic People’s Republic of Korea.” The humiliated Yankee flunkeys claim just 50,000 losses in this war, but the actual number of Soldiers of Imperialism killed by the Korean People’s Army was over 405,000, and may be as high as a bajillion.

In spite of the horrific destruction wrought upon the peaceful people of the DPRK during the war of liberation, North Korea has astonished the world with its many amazing strides since resisting the attempted colonization by the Imperialist Yankees. The nation is “united like a single man,” under the teachings of the Great Leader and the firm guidance of the Dear Leader. Today’s North Korea is a socialist paradise where all the people have a life with dignity, without poverty and more than ever demonstrate the invincibility and union of the masses around the leader.”

Website Links:
History: Democratic People’s Republic of Korea (DPRK Official Web Page)