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In the News Quick Hits: Indigos, Spoon-Benders and Psychics


Uri Geller Slams Accusations Of Trickery
Everyone’s favorite spoon-bender Uri Geller hasn’t taken too kindly to the Israeli Society for Magicians telling his audience that he doesn’t have supernatural powers. Geller’s response? “I keep my powers mysterious. The cynics and magicians who have come out against me have done a great job worth millions. It has made Uri Geller more mysterious and has created a mystical aura around me.” Let me translate: I’m full of shit, but as long as I don’t admit it, I can still be famous and make money.”


Be not deceived: Psychics are in it for the cash, nothing more
A great editorial by Chicago Sun-Times columnist Richard Roeper on how psychics bilk people out of their money. He may be stating the obvious, but unfortunately, the obvious hasn’t caught on to some people.


Indigo child has me seeing red
A columnist in New York relates his experience meeting an “Indigo Child.” In a nutshell, the kid, whose parents named him “New Hampshire,” breaks a lot of stuff and ignores rules. His parents reasoning? “New Hampshire has evolved past material things. They mean nothing to him. All we can do is watch and admire him.” Stunning.


One Response to “In the News Quick Hits: Indigos, Spoon-Benders and Psychics”

  1. Caio Says:

    Wow, the boring version of Siskle just turned my entire world upsidedown. I glad he’s taken the time to fucking SAVE HUMANITY!

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