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11:11: Ushering in a New Era of… Disco?


Websurdity Link: 1111spiritualguardians.com

A blank white space One might not think that there is a large group of people curious about the number 11:11. It appears on clocks twice a day per time zone – or once a day if you are on military time – like, well, clockwork. A minute later, it moves to 11:12, and the day’s 11:11 is over. Aside from the fact that clocks are programmed to display 11:11, there is apparently another reason that the numbers 11:11 are displayed after 11:10. The reason? Billions of Celestial Beings are giving a “wake-up call” to millions of people by flashing the numbers 11:11. Apparently, the flashing of 11:11 “…is becoming a major phenomenon,” ushering in a “new age of ‘Spiritual Uplift’” – which, I guess, is the equivalent of having a pair of ethereal platform shoes. So welcome to the era of spiritual disco. I hope my shoes have a ghostly goldfish in the heel.

At the beginning of the website, the author gives us a questionnaire of sorts. It’s in paragraph format, but I’ve taken the liberty of answering the questions. It’s all for spiritual growth, after all.

Q: How often have you noticed the numbers 11:11, 12:12, 10:10, 22:22, 12:34, 2:22, 3:33, 4:44 or 5:55 popping up all over the place?
A: Every day at 11:11, 12:12, 10:10, 12:34, 2:22, 3:33, 4:44, and 5:55, my digital watch mysteriously reads those exact numbers! Now that I think about it, they not only show up on my watch, but also on my cell phone, on my computer and in the clock in my car. My God, it never occurred to me, but they’re everywhere…

Q: To your mind, is this a coincidence, or are they too frequent to be random?
A: They can’t be random. They show up at the exact same time every day! Something spooky going on here…

Q: Perhaps you are puzzled or amused by this phenomenon? Possibly even a little bit nervous?
A: Absolutely. Who wouldn’t be?

Q: The question everyone is asking is “What does 11:11 mean?” and “Is there a reason for this?”
A: I’ve asked myself these questions numerous times. I don’t have a good answer for what 11:11 could mean, or why it keeps showing up on my watches and clocks. For that matter, what does it mean when my boss says, “Be at work at 9 tomorrow, or you’re fired.” 9? What does that mean? Perhaps it’s the spiritual number of celestial beings who are assholes.

I can only wonder.

4 Responses to “11:11: Ushering in a New Era of… Disco?”

  1. Chelsea Says:

    The thing about the phenomenon is that you don’t just see it on your watch. It shows up everywhere. You may find that your clock is broken and had stopped on 11:11, you may have to go to someone’s house who’s address is 1111 Greentree or whatever. You may ignore license plates but the one time you look at one it may be j6f1111. The list goes on. Ive gotten phone calls from numbers that end with 1111 and no one was there. Thats what makes the phenomenon so interesting

  2. michelle Says:

    i agree. long before i knew this thing was a “phenomenon” i saw it EVERYWHERE. clocks… twice a day… every day. and i always thought it meant SOMETHING.

    it wasnt until someone asked me yesterday “do you wish it was 11:11?”

    i freaked out.

    “NO!!! i dont!! i see it everyday twice a day. if im sleeping, i wake up JUST in time to see it on my clock. why would i want to see it? WHAT DOES IT MEAN????”

    so i researched “what is 11:11?” on google and found THOUSANDS of sites related to it.

    coincidence? its how i found THIS site.

  3. tigerboo Says:

    I have been seeing this for a while, tonite as well…
    it used to trip me out a little..
    but if you think about it..
    11:11 is more likely to make a lasting mental imprint than say,
    10:10
    9:09
    12:12..

    but truth be told..
    i saw it written in the sky one day..i thought it was a jet stream

  4. Lori Says:

    I have also been noticing that I look at the clock at exactly 11:11 every day. It has been a joke of mine. The other day I typed 11:11 into a browser and found out it is a phenomeon. Spooky…..

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