Websurdity Link: Curt offers blood money: Pitcher blogs about sock matters

According to news reports, the Curt Schilling Educational Foundation has issued a challenge: a 1 million-dollar donation charitable donation if anyone can provide conclusive proof that the bloody sock was not real.

We at Websurdity doubt the money even exists!

Websurdity Links: Orioles broadcaster calls Schilling’s bloody sock a hoax o Thorne says he was wrong about sock

Baseball fans will be familiar with Boston Red Sox pitcher Curt Schilling’s famous “bloody sock” from the 2004 American League Championship Series. An enduring symbol of the Red Sox’s first World Series victory in over 80 years, the bloody sock was the result of bleeding sutures from an ankle surgery Schilling had to undergo in order to pitch in the ALCS. The image of the bloody sock is one of the most dramatic in baseball history.

However, recent research casts doubt on this story, and whether or not the Red Sox won the World Series at all. If the sock itself was fake, what of the rest of the alleged Red Sox victory over the “Evil Empire”? What of the alleged World Series championship, supposedly the first in over 80 years? Did the Red Sox really pull off this major upset over their arch-rivals, or have we been duped?

All facts point to one thing: the Boston Red Sox did not win the 2004 World Series. They didn’t win the World Series then, they won’t win it this year, and they won’t win it in the future. The 2004 Major League season has more in common with the Major League movie franchise than the professional sports league. The only thing that was missing was Charlie Sheen and Tom Berenger. The evidence I present in my new TV special, Conspiracy Theory: Did the Red Sox Really Win the World Series shows conclusively that the 2004 American League Championship Series and World Series were filmed on a Hollywood sound stage, and includes imagery analysis and secret films that Major League Baseball doesn’t want you to see!

Below is a companion guide to the TV special, which lays out some of the basic facts surrounding this massive hoax:

1) The Boston Red Sox had not won a World Series in over 80 years, while the New York Yankees won 26. The Red Sox had won 4 American League Championship Series, while the Yankees won 39! The gigantic difference in numbers alone show that the Red Sox defeating the Yankees defies all reason and logic.

2) No Major League Baseball team had ever come back to win a playoff series after losing the first 3 games. Yet the Red Sox, again defying all odds, managed to do this against the Yankees, the team with the highest payroll in baseball. Moreover, they did it in a surprisingly dramatic fashion that could only have come from a Hollywood Script: winning the first game by coming back in the 9th inning while losing, including a dramatic, nail-biting stolen base. And, of course, there was the dramatic so-called “bloody sock.”

3) Pictures of the “bloody sock” clearly show it was staged as a prop for dramatic effect. The image, which was flashed over and over in the media, always seemed to be posed just a little too perfectly. Then, as we analyzed the photograph more closely, we spotted a mistake that could be the undoing of the entire thing: a “T” written on pitcher Curt Schilling’s shoe that doesn’t belong there. What is the significance of this? Simple: the “T” is part of a lettering technique used by prop experts to correctly stage scenes for films. Some hapless film crew probably forgot to put black tape over the letter, and accidentally let the scene air with the letter still prominent on the shoe.

4) It would have been impossible for anyone to undergo the procedure that Schilling allegedly went through, and then throw 100 pitches at 90+ miles per hour for over two hours! In Schilling’s own words, his ankle skin was “sutured down to the tissue covering the bone” in his ankle joint. Yet the Red Sox claim that he was able to throw for seven innings – giving up just 4 hits and 1 run, no less! That works in movies. Not in real life. Simple physics would have prevented him from throwing any breaking pitches, let alone a fastball moving at over 90 miles per hour.

5) The actual bloody sock from the American League Championship Series has gone missing. Curt Schilling claims to have put it in the wash and that now a Yankees employee may possess the item. If you had really just pulled off one of the most dramatic victories in baseball history and had the symbol of that victory, the bloody sock, would you put it in the washer? This is a very convenient turn of events that prevents anyone from authenticating the sock and proving whether or not the Red Sox did, in fact, win the 2004 ALCS and World Series

6) A startling number of Red Sox players from the alleged “World Series Team” mysteriously left the team shortly after the alleged championship. Star ace Pedro Martinez left the very next year, along with Dave Roberts, the player responsible for the famous “stolen base,” Orlando Cabrera, the starting shortstop, 1st baseman Doug Mientkiewicz, and pitcher Derek Lowe. Even more players left after the next year, including starting 3rd baseman Bill Mueller, 1st baseman Kevin Millar, and star center fielder Johnny Damon – who, “coincidentally,” moved to none other than the Yankees. Pitcher Keith Foulke, who threw the final pitch in the World Series, was demoted from his key role the next year, and eventually left the Red Sox just 2 years later, a shell of his former self. Indeed as of this year, only two starting fielders from the 2004 “world champions” remain with the organization. Were these players let go because they threatened to expose the hoax? Were they shipped away for not “playing ball” with the conspiracy? We can only wonder, until one of them comes forward with the truth. But the coincidence of this max exodus is too much to ignore. These players left for a reason.

7) The final ball pitched in the 2004 World Series was strangely held hostage by Doug Mientkiewicz, the player who caught it. Mientkiewicz was also part of the unexplained exodus of players from the team. Despite the fact that the final game was played in St. Louis, the Red Sox tried to claim the ball was their property, and paid an inordinate amount of attention to reclaiming that particular item. Why were they so interested in that one ball? And why was Mientkiewicz so intent on holding it? Could it be that that ball was evidence of the hoax? Was Mientkiewicz threatening to expose the whole thing?

8) An astute fan leaked this video to YouTube, which clearly shows the film crew preparing the set for filming. This activity begins at approximately 6 minutes in, when the fan begins surreptitiously filming the set. The date of this film is July 2004, just three months prior to the World Series!

9) Two known Hollywood thespians, Drew Barrymore and Jimmy Fallon, were confirmed to be filming at Fenway Park in the summer of 2004, along with Hollywood Directors The Farrelly Brothers. They later released a movie, “Fever Pitch,” about a lifelong Red Sox Fan and his devotion to the team in spite of their losing ways. In a truly convenient twist of fate, the Red Sox won the World Series the same year — and just in time for a happy ending to be added to the film before its release! Who are they kidding?

Mick Jagger Saw Aliens… Possibly with the help of some not-so-alien substances
What’s with aging British rockers? First Pete Townshend claims that he has a psychic connection with his dog. Now we have the author of a book about Aliens and Rock Stars claims that Rolling Stones singer Mick Jagger was visited by extraterrestrials in 1968, whom Jagger saw in a “…rare, luminous, cigar-shaped mothership.” Hmm….luminous and cigar-shaped. If I had to guess, I’d say that Jagger has probably had quit a few “out of this world” experiences, though they probably didn’t have much to do with extraterrestrials.
Mick Jagger ‘Visited By Aliens’

Psychic Gives Police Tip; Didn’t foresee “wasting time” in their future
Police in Britain looking for a missing military cadet admit to acting on a tip from a psychic, and searching several canal locks. The search didn’t help, proving a tried-and-true rule for psychics: if you get too specific, you’re probably going to be dead wrong. The body was found in a harbor. Thus, if the psychic had gone with the old cliché, “the body will be found in or near water,” he/she would have been right! The information would still have been completely useless, but hey – I’m just giving some constructive criticism here.
Psychic’s tip followed by police; Medium advised investigators to check canal locks, inquest told

Jesus Scares the Hell Out of People
A woman in Louisiana noticed this image on the ground across from her house. Of course, it has to be Jesus. A very freaky looking Jesus, but Jesus nonetheless. In fact, if Jesus came to me looking like that, I’d probably have nightmares for the rest of my life. I’m not sure that’s the type of miracle most people are looking for.
Bossier Parish woman says it’s an image of Jesus

5 Year-Old Paints Virgin Maryish Blob
While remodeling their bathroom, a couple let their children draw and paint on the walls. Their 5 year-old daughter painted this kinda-sorta-maybe-if-you-look-really-really-hard image of the Virgin Mary.
Virgin Mary Seen in Girl’s Painting

When Jesus Goes on a Panty Raid
And finally, Jesus appears in a woman’s bureau. The article ends by noting that the local pastor will take a stab at explaining the image. Somehow, I doubt the word “pareidolia” will come up anywhere in that explanation.
Holy Image In Furniture?

Psychic Makes Self Rich
This story has been making the rounds in the media. Asia’s most wealthy billionaire passed away, and decided to leave her fortune to…. her fortune teller! Kind of an odd choice, but okay…
Psychic inherits Wang’s billions

Psychic Taste Testing: They All Taste Like Ass
A staff writer for this newspaper decided to celebrate Friday the 13th by doing a “psychic taste test” and trying out various psychic services, including a pet psychic, a tarot reader, and the old standby, the magic 8 Ball. Her reading with a “soul reader” apparently impressed her so much that she ended the article with, “I’ve already booked a second appointment.” The groundbreaking revelation? Describing the author dancing around in her princess dress in her front yard as a young girl. I somehow get the feeling if I went to visit the “soul reader,” I’d be hearing about how I played little league baseball. Yeah… groundbreaking stuff. As for the pet psychic? She determined that the author’s two cats ran away because they felt their “contract” was up with her. Good to see her pets were able to get some legal counsel. On the bright side, the pet psychic section resulted in this Letter to the Editor, where the writer refers to pet psychics as “…an insult to cats and dogs.” Nice and understated.
Heather Byrd takes psychic taste test

When Botanists Go Wild!
An article about Rupert Sheldrake, a botanist/biochemist from the UK who believes that “…living beings inhabit unseen fields through which they can unconsciously transmit and receive information.” Sheldrake has written a few books, and has done experiments which he claims proves that humans are able to predict certain things – like, for example, who is about to call you on the phone – at a rate better than chance. Not surprisingly, his work hasn’t exactly been accepted into the main stream. He should apply for James Randi’s $1,000,000 prize.
Scientist takes on the psychic

Websurdity Links: Otherkin.com o The Otherkin Alliance

Most people have heard of creatures like werewolves, vampires, angels, faeries, and dragons, be it through popular television shows, books, or movies. These creatures were long believed to be mythical, nothing more than legends and fantasy. However, as it turns out, all of these creatures are real, and live among us.

Collectively known as “Otherkin,” this motley bunch of non-humans, counter-intuitively, doesn’t stand out from a crowd: they hold regular jobs, go to school, live in regular houses and pretty much look and act like regular humans. You might be asking yourself, how could someone hide the fact that they are a massive, green scaled reptile that breathes fire, or a heavenly creature with wings and a halo? By wearing masks? Makeup? Putting everyone in a state of mass-hypnosis with their magical powers?

The short answer to all those questions is “no.” Vampires, werewolves, angels, faeries and dragons don’t look like vampires, werewolves, faeries, and dragons. Rather, they look like regular people, because they have the physical bodies of regular people. Indeed, an angel, according to an authority on Otherkin, is a human who is born with an angelic soul. And they do have wings – but energy wings. Only other Otherkin can see them.

Similarly, there are some very slight differences between real-life dragons and the ones in popular culture and mythology. The popular image of dragons is that of giant, scaly reptiles that can breathe fire and fly. Real dragons, however, don’t have scales. Also, they don’t fly. Plus, they don’t breathe fire, and they aren’t large. And finally, they aren’t reptiles. They look remarkably like regular people. But their souls are dragons. Real dragons also “…might move in a strange way, sometimes walking on tip toe or bending their arms all the time,” or “sometimes give out unhuman sounds which will sound like utter crazyness to humans or others.” In short, dragons are great for parties.

Of all the Otherkin, the vampires are perhaps the most intriguing. There are many types of vampires, including “sanguinarian” (blood) vampires, psychic vampires, sexual vampires, emotional vampires, social vampires, and elemental vampires. Though unconfirmed, there may also be another class, the “monetary vampires.” These creatures are known for mooching money off friends and never paying them back.

The types of vampires indicate what they need to feed off of: blood, psychic energy, sex… and so on. Vampires need to consume these things to maintain their “life energy.” For example, if a “sanguinarian” doesn’t drink enough blood, he/she “…will become very sick and weak, and experience, headaches, stomach cramps, muscle cramps, irritability and lethargy.” This leads us to the final type of vampire, the “Starbucksian.” These vampires suffer the same symptoms if they fail to consume at least one $4 cup of coffee every morning. And believe me, when that happens, it’s not pretty.

With the exception of perhaps the sex vampires, which sounds like it could be fun if a little freaky, there doesn’t seem to be much advantage to being an Otherkin. You don’t get to live longer, or fly, or have superhuman strength. You don’t get to be better looking, or rich. Movies have misled us greatly with respect to these creatures, who don’t seem to have any measurable differences from regular humans. So just think next time you are in a crowd: you could be standing next to a dragon. Or an angel. Or a werewolf. And you’d never know it.

In fact, you might be one yourself. Do you make unhuman noises? Feel a strange kin with cats or dogs? Get lethargic and irritable if you go for a long period of time without sex, or expensive coffee? If you answered yes to any of these questions, you too may be an Otherkin.

Most Americans have heard of George W. Bush’s Axis of Evil. Though the phrase isn’t in vogue lately, his naming of Iran, Iraq, and North Korea as part of this malevolent mob has certainly had a great effect on world affairs. However, we may not be getting the full story. Indeed, it seems that President Bush deliberately omitted a fourth member of the Axis, a member that has more potential fire power than the first three combined.

Websurdity has obtained this exclusive transcript from a closed-door session of the United Nations, in which then-Secretary of State Colin Powell implores the international community to take action. Transcript of his speech is below.

Begin Transcript

This is an important day for us all as we review the situation with respect to Jupiter and its obligations to the Solar System.

Though Jupiter may seem to rank low on the list of terrorist sponsors, a military strike on the rogue planet may be the only choice, if it fails to disarm and come into compliance with the world community. The evidence against Jupiter is damning. What you will see is an accumulation of facts and disturbing patterns of behavior. The facts on Jupiter’s behavior demonstrate that this planet has made no effort–no effort—to get along with the solar system community. Indeed, the facts and Jupiter’s behavior show that it is concealing its efforts to ruthlessly dominate the rest of the solar system.

We have intelligence that connects Jupiter to the so-called “Late Heavy Bombardment,” which resulted in the planet Earth being attacked by numerous meteors and comets nearly 4 billion years ago, leaving it in a state of ruin. Clearly, it is only a matter of time before it threatens its neighbors again.

Though Jupiter claims to primarily be composed of hydrogen and helium, NASA tests have found suspicious traces of methane, ammonia, hydrogen sulphide, phosphine, and sulfur – a veritable WMD cocktail. Attempts by NASA and other space agencies to verify the presence of these chemicals on Jupiter have been met with deception, including a mysterious cloud cover across the entire planet. The last probe sent by NASA to explore its surface was crushed under the might of the planet’s atmosphere. If Jupiter is supposedly in compliance with the solar system, we have to ask: what is it hiding?

Finally, we have reason to believe that there may be a connection between Jupiter and Osama bin Laden. In 2001, President Bush declared that the United States would go after terrorists and those who harbor them. Amazingly, in spite of a massive manhunt and a multimillion-dollar award, Osama bin Laden, the mastermind behind the September 11th attacks, has still not been caught. Bin Laden, an old and frail man who is known to be on dialysis, has supposedly defied all odds and evaded the most powerful military on Earth. But there is a much more logical explanation. That explanation is Jupiter.

The fact is, Jupiter is the largest planet in the solar system – two and a half times larger than of the rest of the planets combined. Its famous Red Spot alone could consume two or three planets the size of Earth. For more than 4 billion years, by deed Jupiter has pursued an ambition to dominate this solar system, using the only means it knows: intimidation, coercion and annihilation of all those who might stand in its way. For Jupiter, its deadly size and multitude of comets and asteroids is the ultimate trump card, the one it most hold to fulfill its ambition.

We know that Jupiter is determined to keep hold of the celestial bodies under its control; that it is determined to get more. Given Jupiter’s history of aggression, given what we know of its grandiose plans, given what we know of its terrorist associations and given its determination to exact revenge on those who oppose it, should we take the risk that it will not some day use these weapons at a time and the place and in the manner of its choosing, at a time when the world is in a much weaker position to respond?

We must not shrink from whatever is ahead of us. We must not fail in our duty and our responsibility to the planets in our Solar System.

Thank you.

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Don’t Read the Article Yet: I’m Going to Telepathically Send it to You. Let Me Know if it Works.
Good article analyzing the complete lack of evidence for telepathy. And a bright spot: at no point does it refer to telepathy or any other ideas around telepathy as “theories,” referring to them more correctly as “ideas.”
Does telepathy exist in humans?

Psychics Agree to Disagree: No Consensus On Whereabouts of Missing Person
Police investigating the case of a missing 9-11 dispatcher have received numerous tips from psychics on the whereabouts of the missing woman. The officer who takes many of the calls noted that all the psychics have a different idea of what happened and where the woman is. Maybe it’s just me but… shouldn’t psychics all see the same thing?
Team Coverage: Psychic Interest in Parker Case
Psychics offering help in missing dispatcher case

Irony, Thy Name is Sylvia
Three women in Houston were busted for ripping people off by promising to get them sessions with celebrities like TV-shrink Dr. Phil and famous psychic Sylvia Browne. So what’s funny about this story? Browne’s response, in which she says: “They tell people they’ll remove curses … or stuff like, ‘I’ll bring your husband back.’ It’s awful. They prey on them.” Then below her response, the article notes, “Browne’s own Web site offers readings with her for $750 or with her son for $450.” I couldn’t have placed it better myself.
Get real, it’s not Dr. Phil: 3 accused of offering help from him, TV psychic

White Witch Can Predict Your Future in Vague, General Terms
An interesting anecdote about a reporter who sat down with a self-proclaimed “White Witch” for a tarot card reading. The witch gave him several vague predictions, but also hit on some more specific ones, such as that he will be married within 2 years. The reporter is skeptical, and judging from the end of the article, remains skeptical. Although this particular psychic claims to have predicted everything from the 9/11 attacks to rectal tumors – and one might wonder why, if she knew 9/11 was going to happen, she didn’t bother to tell anybody about it – the best she could do with this reading was telling the reporter that he will have prostate trouble (a lot of men do), and will eventually move away. Even if the reading was free, I’d still ask for my money back.
‘White witch’ says she can help tune in your future

Psychic Doesn’t Help Much
A psychic who was called in to help find a teenager who went missing in 2004 came up with a shocking conclusion: the teenager knew her kidnapper. But, of course, there is always the chance that she didn’t. So really, not much help there.
Psychic Says Gina DeJesus Knew Her Kidnapper

Find Out Your Cat Hates Smoking for the Low Low Price of $60.00 per half hour
Another pet psychic. To speak with your cat, she will charge $60.00 for a half hour session. Man, I wish I could make $120.00 an hour for making stuff up. Heck, I may even go as low as $90 per hour. If anyone wants to pay me that salary, please write me at websurdity@websurdity.com.
“When I tune into an animal, I get a strong picture”

Stating the Obvious, Again: The Moon Landing Really Did Happen
The Armstrong Air & Space Museum in Ohio, dedicated to the first man to walk on the moon, is taking on conspiracy theorists head on with its display on the moon landings proving they really happened. Next up: an exhibit proving the Earth is round. (I do actually agree with the intent of the exhibit. It’s just a shame they have to take time to debunk such kooky claims).
Moon landing no hoax, says U.S. museum

With Jesus sending out signs to the world by appearing in everything from tortillas to trees, it should come as no surprise that the Lord and Savior was preparing for a triumphant return to lead his flock to God’s kingdom. That return happened this week just in time for the Easter holiday celebrating his original resurrection. Unfortunately, despite the proclivity of his fans to recognize his face in fast food and rock formations, his return in the flesh was not the rousing success he had hoped for.

“I’ve been throwing these hints out there for, what, at least 10 years now,” said the 2006-year-old King of Kings. “Even my mother has been on tour to promote my return. I mean that grilled cheese sandwich thing, that was pure gold.”

Nonetheless, his advertising campaign can only be rated as a dismal failure, as not a single person has recognized him since his return to Earth on April 2nd. His quest to get media recognition has been just as bad, with messages to agents and TV and radio stations going unreturned.

“I was coming out of Starbucks the other day, and this one guy comes up to me and looks at me for a second and says, “It’s you, my God, it’s really you! I knew you weren’t really dead!” said Christ. “I was about to raise my hands and invite him into God’s kingdom when he starts telling me about how much he loves The Doors, and how ‘Break on Through’ is his favorite song.”

“He asked me for an autograph, so I wrote ‘Jim Morrison’ in Aramaic on a napkin for him,” he added, shaking his head.

That isn’t the only time Jesus has been mistaken for someone else during his comeback attempt. A homeless man in New York City mistook him for another homeless man, and spent two hours talking to him about someone named “Silva.” Christ attempted to show the poverty-stricken man his powers by turning water into wine, but the man was more interested in drinking the wine than in learning about the power of the almighty.

Jesus has also had people mistake him for Richard Karn, the actor who played Al Borland on Home Improvement, comedian Jimmy Fallon, actor Hugh Laurie who plays Dr. House on the FOX hit House, MD, and the Macho Man, Randy Savage.

“So okay, I kind of get the Al Borland thing. And I love that show House, so I can let that one slide. But Jimmy Fallon? He doesn’t even have a beard!” noted the Lord and Savior. “And Randy Savage? The guy’s got more muscles in his forearm than I have in my entire frickin’ body. Come on!”

With his tour going nowhere, Jesus decided to pay a visit to some of his hardcore fans to boost morale, even dropping by some of the very homes where his image graces the trees, bathroom doors, and kitchen table coffee stains. The results weren’t much better. A woman in Texas who had an image of him on a cookie sheet agreed to let him come in to see the miracle cookware, but eyed him warily the entire time he was in her house. After letting him look at the cookie sheet for a few minutes, she hurried him out the door.

“Yeah, like I’m going to steal my own damn picture,” Jesus muttered as the sound of a dead-bolt clicked behind him.

Visits to several other houses yielded similar results, with one owner of a crucifix-shaped chicken wing rudely shoving the Son of God off his porch, and demanding that he “go get a haircut… and a job, while you’re at it.”

Jesus has not yet stated whether he plans to continue his comeback or not, but the situation is not looking good for the Lord.

“I wish I could say my comeback was a big hit, but things have definitely not been going the way I planned them,” he said. “I’m not saying I’m canceling the comeback bid but I will have to seriously re-look my long-term strategy and come to a decision.”

At this point, Jesus will be happy if just one person recognizes him without confusing him with a rock star or comedian.

“The fact that I’ve been mistaken for almost every celebrity with a beard hurts. Just once, I want someone to come up to me and say, ‘Hey, aren’t you Jesus? The son of God?’ It has to happen some time. Someone has to make the connection, right?”

Greetings! I am back from Illuminati-Fest 2007! A good time was had by all. I’m sure many readers are wondering: what could we have in store for 2007? A war with Iran? Another terrorist attack? An oil scare? More Britney Spears hairdos?

We don’t want to give away all the surprises. But rest assured, we’ve got plenty of exciting ideas to make 2007 a memorable year!

That being said, here are some news stories of interest from the last couple of weeks.

3-Year Psychic Connection Costs Fire Marshal His Job; Firing Goes Unforeseen by Seers
A fire marshal in Wisconsin has resigned, ending his 22 year career in the department, after it was revealed he consulted psychics to find out if he would be successful in getting rid of his boss. It is not clear what the psychics told him, but given that he had been consulting the psychics for 3 years, they apparently didn’t foresee that he would be the one losing his job.
Fire marshal quits over psychic emails

Jesus Visits the Windy City
It’s Jesus. In a tree. In Chicago. If these sightings keep up, pretty soon we’ll have a veritable Jesus forest. Let’s hope those evil loggers stay away.
Image of Jesus in Tree

Nothing to See Here
A pine cross in a church now has the image of Jesus on it. Know what? I am running out of anything even remotely clever or funny or interesting to say about these things. Is there anyone out there that doesn’t have a Jesus or Virgin Mary? It might be quicker just to do articles about that.
Faithful see image of Jesus on simple pine cross

The Last Person Without a Miracle Item Finally Gets One
A construction worker in Texas discovered this rock at work, while working on a new subdivision of houses. The rock has none other than the Virgin Mary on it. We’re trying to confirm, but we’ve heard that this may have been the last person in America who didn’t have a Jesus/Virgin Mary item.
A Miracle: Image of Virgin Mary Found in Pile of Rocks

9/11: The Loving Care of the Almighty Father
According to the author, the 9/11 attacks were God’s response to the immorality of America. So it was God that killed all those people, huh? I guess that bin Laden guy is off the hook! Or… if bin Laden still planned the attacks at God’s behest, then wouldn’t that make him God’s prophet, and… well, the implications are disturbing.
Was 9/11 God’s retribution?

Psychic Sylvia Browne Unable to Find Own Missing Sense of Shame
A Connecticut woman whose sister was the victim of a hit-and-run accident is going to consult with everyone’s friend Sylvia Browne on the Montel show. I definitely feel for the woman who lost her sister, but it’s too bad she isn’t aware of Browne’s track record. On the bright side for Browne, though, this case should be relatively easy: they know it was a hit-and-run, and the status of the victim isn’t really in question, so it’s not like she can embarrass herself too badly.
Psychic’s help sought in mystery of sister’s death