Canadian MP Requests Bigfoot be designated an endangered species; no word on status of vampires, leprechauns, and werewolves.
Canadian MP Mike Lake has gotten over 500 people to sign a petition asking that Bigfoot be placed on the endangered species list, noting that “The debate over their (Bigfoot’s) existence is moot in the circumstance of their tenuous hold on merely existing. Therefore, the petitioners request the House of Commons to establish immediate, comprehensive legislation to affect immediate protection of Bigfoot.” So it isn’t necessary that a creature actually exist to be considered an endangered species. We could have fun with this…
Bigfoot ‘endangered’

Jesus Gets Reincarnated, Addicted to Smack
A man claiming to be the reincarnation of Jesus gave a talk in Florida in front of hundreds of fans. His followers get tattoos and t-shirts of the number “666,” which in the Bible is the “mark of the beast,” who is apparently Jesus himself. Didn’t see that one coming, but okay. This would-be Lord and Savior is originally from Puerto Rico, where he apparently got addicted to heroin and spent time in prison on drug charges, and theft. Being the Son of God sure isn’t what is used to be.
Crowd Packs Amphitheater For Man Claiming He’s Jesus Christ Reincarnated
Man Claiming To Be Christ Reincarnated Speaks In Orlando

Psychics Not Feeling the Love
Officials in the city of brotherly love discovered a 30 year-old law that prohibits fortune telling, and have begun to enforce it. So far, 16 shops have been closed down, and they say more closing are on the way. I bet you think I’m going to make a crack or silly pun about the psychics failure to predict this. But I’m not.
Psychic Profit In Philly Not In The Cards

Non-Advertising Psychic Discusses Services, Book, Mediumship Card line, with newspaper
This article is about a psychic medium who claims to have seen victims of the Asian Tsunami and the 9-11 attacks, to have experienced a bout of nausea when the Virginia Tech massacre happened. Although busy with her deceased communications, this medium doesn’t advertise. She says she is trying to avoid “the various psychic junkies that flood the market.” Oh, but she did just publish a book. And she has her own line of “mediumship cards.” And she was interviewed for this article.
Whatever Skeptics Say, Norfolk Medium’s Business Is Thriving

Probably not the best way to achieve equality…
Not much here. But a bunch of rowdy college student council members got trashed, and the council’s “women’s rights officer” racked up thousands of dollars in calls to a psychic hotline. Needless to say, she is no longer the women’s rights officer. Hope the psychics told her how to make enough money to pay the college back.
Uni seeks costs of drunk student’s psychic calls