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Animal Communicator Learns the Obvious About Pets
This is the second part of a two-part article about an “Animal Communicator,” which is just silly-talk for “Pet Psychic.” The “communicator” hits us with some pretty serious revelations: for example, one of the dogs she did a reading on loves it when someone is at home! The psychic, urr, communicator, also did a reading on the author’s cat, and found that the cat doesn’t like having other animals around – strange, since cats are so well known for their sociable behavior – and wishes her owner would give her real salmon. My God, it’s like she’s known them their whole life!
Pet Psychic Part II: Crawling Into The Minds of Our Furry Friends


Pet Psychic Consulted to Find Missing Dog; Dog Found By Not-So-Psychic Mechanics
In this case, a show-dog went missing from a dog show, and the owners became so desperate after several searches failed to turn up the lost pup that they consulted with a pet psychic. The dog was eventually found by a couple of mechanics. Maybe instead of asking psychics for help, we should ask our mechanic. They seem to have a better track record.
Missing Show Dog Found


Uri Geller Sues After Being Debunked. Gets Sued Back.
It seems that Israeli psychic and public enemy #1 to silverware Uri Geller doesn’t much like having people look rationally at his claims of paranormal powers. “Brian Sapient,” a member of the Rational Response Squad, posted a 14-minute clip on YouTube that was critical of Geller. Geller sued under the Digital Millennium Copyright Act, claiming copyright infringement, and Sapient’s account on YouTube was suspended for 2 weeks. As part of his complaint to YouTube, Geller signed a statement saying that he was the owner or authorized agent of the party that owned the clip. It turns out, the clip in question was from a PBS special, NOVA, that aired in 1993. It did contain approximately 3-6 whole seconds of footage that Geller does own, but which is a pretty clear case of Fair Use. Thankfully, the Electronic Frontier Foundation is fighting back, and is suing Geller for using the DCMA in bad faith. Does anyone take this guy seriously anymore?
Electronic Frontier Foundation sues psychic
EFF to psychic: There will be a DMCA abuse suit in the near future


Another English Musician With Strange Powers
Add Robbie Williams to the growing list of English musicians with bizarre powers. On his personal blog, Williams has claimed, amongst other things, to be in contact with Frank Sinatra and to be able to see deceased pets. This places Williams in pretty good company, alongside Pete Townshend who has a psychic connection with his dog, and Mick Jagger who allegedly was visited by aliens.
Can Robbie Talk to the Dead?


Psychic Discovers Public Roads
The families of two missing women in Ohio have called in a psychic to help find their missing relatives. The psychic gave them two numbers to consider, 42 and 27. Coincidentally, two roads nearby happen to be Routes 42 and 127! Astounding. At the behest of the psychic, the family and volunteers are searching a boat ramp near the area where the two roads intersect. I hope they find their relatives. I doubt they will find them there.
Psychic Redirects Search For Missing Women


John Edward’s Amazing Powers
Here is an interview with John Edward, who is currently in Australia chatting it up with the dead. Of note, aside from being able to communicate with your deceased relatives, Edwards also gets “a very doomy gloomy feeling” before large catastrophes. For example, he had a “doomy gloomy” feeling weeks before the September 11th attacks. I have to ask: weeks before? Even for a psychic, that sure is vague. Seems awfully pointless too. Basically, he can predict that something bad is going to happen somewhere in the world sometime. John Edward, you are some kind of wizard!
From Beyond the Grave

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