Websurdity Links: GREENSPAN JAILED AS LEO FILES FOR MANDAMUS WRIT o PAULSON ARREST UPDATE… BREAKING, MORE TO COME o Illuminati Cash “Slush Fund” Estimated At 65 Trillion Dollars o The Story Of Leo Wanta ‘The 27.5 Trillion Dollar Man’

According to qualified intelligence experts, former Federal Reserve Chairman Alan Greenspan was arrested two weeks ago in connection with a scandal involving Ambassador Leo Wanta and a large amount of missing money. Greenspan, who is reportedly being held without bail, was apparently not notified of his incarceration, and continues to make public appearances, including giving a speech in New York City. Greenspan joins fellow financial expert and current Secretary of the Treasury Henry Paulson, who was also arrested and put in jail. Like Greenspan, Paulson was also not notified that he is in jail, and continues to brazenly appear in public places.

The back story behind these arrests and the lawsuit that caused them is one of corruption, greed, and international intrigue. The story goes like this: Leo Wanta, the former Somali Ambassador to Canada – quite a feat, since Somalia had no central government at the time he represented it — helped bankrupt the Soviet Union of over 27 trillion dollars during the 1980’s as part of a U.S. government funded operation. As part of a settlement involving that work, Wanta was awarded, and as such is demanding, his share of the prize. So how much does Wanta want?

It turns out he is owed the rather substantial sum of:

4.5 TRILLION DOLLARS!

And he almost got it. The money, all 4.5 trillion of it, was transferred by the People’s Republic of China into a single bank account at a Bank of America in Virginia in 2006. Instead of getting to its rightful owner, however, it was stolen by rogue members of the U.S. government. These officials took the money at the behest of none other than the 41st President of the United States, George H.W. Bush, who is also known to be the head of the super-secret “Nazi Continuum ‘Black’ Agency,” which is a “…covert Nazi pan-German intelligence organization.”

There is no word on what Bush, Bush Jr. and the rest of the Illuminati plan on doing with the money. However, rumor has it that they may be working on some sort of new “laser.” We can only hope and pray that this “laser” will not be used for nefarious purposes. We will keep you updated as more news becomes available.

Ambassador Wanta’s petition, the text of which you can read online, is actually a Writ of Mandamus, and names various officials in the U.S. Treasury, the head of Homeland Security, and the Attorney General.

We at Websurdity sincerely hope that Ambassador Leo Wanta gets his

4.5 TRILLION DOLLARS!

and can put all this behind him. Fair is fair, and he clearly deserves his money. We also hope he would be willing to donate some of his newfound wealth to the Websurdity Fund for the Advancement of My Personal Wealth ™ as a reward for our hard-hitting coverage of this case.