Websurdity Back From 30-day Siesta Hunting the Extraterrestrial Conspirators Who Run Our World
Yes, Websurdity is back. I apologize for the silence in the past 30 days, but I was on a mission so secret that the very mention of it could have had galaxy-wide consequences. Rest assured, however, that my ultra-super-secret-squirrel mission hunting reptilian extreterrestrials was a success. We confiscated over 200 caches of death rays, and captured and destroyed over 25,000 anal probes. Hopefully, you and your anus will sleep better tonight knowing another group of intergalactic terrorists has been destroyed.
Stay tuned for more hard-hitting content as we return to our normal mission!
