For Sale: Jesus on Toast! Starting Price: $4.95. This “minor miracle” appeared at the breakfast table of the lucky seller one day. Although you don’t get an entire sandwich as with the famous Virgin Mary grilled cheese, you do get a very fine piece of toast with the Lord and Savior on it. That’s gotta be worth at least 5 bucks. Bid today! Alternative suggestion for those not fond of Jesus: Burt Reynolds.

For Sale: Jesus and a Demon facing off on a bathroom door! Starting Bid: $5.00. The seller notes that he has been “sitting” across from this image for years, hopefully not without a break. After consulting with his friends, he decided to sell the door on Ebay, and now it can be yours! If you bid today, you could witness the ultimate battle between good and evil — from the safety and comfort of your home commode. Does toilet-side entertainment get any better than this? I submit that it does not! Bid today! Alternative suggestion for those not fond of Jesus or demons (I guess that makes you a fence-sitter. Pick a side for Christ’s sa… urr… please): We’ll go with Lord of the Rings for this one. Golem on the left, Aragorn on the right.